Dear founders of the incredible (and free) dating site that
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While many of us single, older women appreciate the
opportunity to go “fishing” on your site for free, we’d like to request that
you provide a tiny bit of a screening process for the matches that you send us
each morning.
Sure, we like to think we’re open-minded, but just because
we’re in our fifties and our clocks are banging away in the drawer (I’m pretty
sure it’s a clock), it doesn’t mean we’re desperate.
Let me clarify for a moment.
I’ve received emails from many interested, somewhat eligible bachelors. While most
of the messages are fairly easy to decipher, some subscribers clearly haven’t
finished the fourth grade. As a
teacher, I know the “must know” spelling words for fourth grade. With that in
mind, I’d like to recommend a “spell check” feature for your (free) site.
At the end of my original profile, I simply added that I was
looking for “a nice man with high moral standards”.
As of today, another single friend and I have both changed
the requirements on our profiles to read as follows:
You must NOT be
married. We repeat- NOT MARRIED.
You must have a job…
and ALL your teeth. J. O. B.
You must have your own
vehicle, because no, we will not come to your house or your ex-wife’s house (where you are still
living because you don’t have a job) to pick you up. We have some standards, believe it or not.
You must not currently
be in jail or on a sex-offenders list. Yes, we do know how to use Google.
You must provide a
picture of yourself on your profile. (It’s only fair.) We recommend that you do not pose with
your dog, cat, fish, sledgehammer, large-mouthed bass, horse, cow, parrot or a Beluga Whale. (Trust
us on this one.)
So, while this might limit the pool of sardines, we’re
optimistic that these changes will help us find our true loves.
You’re welcome; we can’t wait to see the improvements.
Best regards,
Two fairly hot, slightly used, optimistic fifty year-old fish
waiting to be hooked. (Just make
sure your clients use the proper bait. )
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HA! Hopefully there is a prince there among those frogs will teeth and a job!
High MORALE standards? Srsly?
I think you could write a long and hilarious BOOK of your dating adventures.
A job AND teeth AND a car...that's a pretty high bar you are setting!
Too funny!!! I love your additional comments & look forward to seeing what they brings.
I, too, vote for a book!
I used okcupid to find my husband. .. had to wade through a lot of creepers-it's almost an artform after awhile to be able to spot the warning signs right away!
I shared this post with a friend who is active on dating sites..she wanted to add this: "if you are young enough to be my child, I don't want another. And if you are old enough to be my father not interested in that either."
I can only imagine the sardines you've run across. Here's hoping you both find that prince!
You know the best part of fishing?
Sitting in the boat, drinking the beer!
And to be clear, that mean the guy's photo can have him, shirtless, posing with his car/boat/jet ski?
Hmmmm, a job *and* all his teeth?
;^)
Yes! like that's asking a lot...
I so LOVE your reference to the "clock banging away in the drawer"! I'm still LMAO! Have a great day my friend. . .
Sue
I have now experienced Internet dating - it is so hard! You have to be mentally tough for it, I tell ya.
Oh oh OH OH OH! Visit my agony here
http://profileoftheday.blogspot.com
Get OUT of the shark pond. I repeat. Get OUT of that pond.
(and I know from personal experience that you are not even exaggerating. Much.)
I've also used this site and have been lucky enough to meet 2 great guys but unfortunately not "the one". I think my favorite message was from a guy who in his profile said he does not have a car but "likes to walk and has a GPS". I can't remember exactly what his message said but he did not leave near me so I told him I wasn't interested in a long distance relationship. Oh and my other favorite was the guy who sent me a message asking if I wanted a foot rub. YIKES!!!!!!!
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