I did it.
I posted that profile on the dating website and have received the most wonderful replies and quite a few winks! (wink, wink)
And today, THIS made my day...
I posted that profile on the dating website and have received the most wonderful replies and quite a few winks! (wink, wink)
And today, THIS made my day...
RE:
The best profile I’ve ever read…
Dear XXX,
I've only been on Match for a couple of months,
but, without a doubt, YOUR profile is a masterpiece. I swore that I would never
get involved with a self-proclaimed "Christian" woman again, but
you are so funny and so cute, I am speechless (or type-less, in this case).
Talk about a "f-ed up" life, read MY
profile, and email me back.
And, I almost forgot: I hate Oregon State. I hate
your town. And I hate football. But I really want to meet YOU. In fact I'll
show you my heart-surgery scars if you'll show me your C-section scars! Deal?
(No? Well, how about we talk on the phone first?)
Seriously, I will be totally heartbroken if I don't
hear back from you. Please don't ruin my weekend.
Pre-love,
Jack
Smythe Hill, OR
13 comments:
I told you ! Maybe he is your soul-mate (or completely nuts). Please meet him for the first time in a public place but wear the fresh produce scarf. xoxo
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i am just a little scared right now...just saying...ha....though scar sharing could be fun...um...ha...
Perhaps if you moved from "Oregon" to another state, say Pennsylvania, there would be a new crop of eligible men. Just saying…
There you go!
Double checking--is it THIS guy who still lives with his wife--say it ain't so! Please!
Heart broken? Shouldn't the surgery that caused the scars have prevented that?
Glad you posted it--we all need someone with a sense of humor!
I applaud you my friend! My divorce was SO ugly many years ago, I have never been able to "put myself out there" like you do. But hey, you are younger than me! I wish you the best because that IS what you deserve!
Take care,
Sue
Oooooh, hot scar sharing sessions! I look forward to hearing more!!
Scar sharing required a few cocktails first!
Are you going to meet him???
xo jj
Sounds like he's trying WAY too hard and signing it "pre-love" is foreboding and creepy.
I'm in the camp of "that's a cute reply". You have absolutely nothing to lose by saying "hi". But you already know that. Keep us posted. You're awesome.
I'm so glad you went ahead and posted that awesome profile. I can't wait to hear about more hilarious replies. =)
xoxox
As a former online dater, I've seen my share of fun replies but this one takes the cake! LOVE IT.
I can't wait to hear more about this adventure. I hope it goes well :)
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