Shoulda done it in the first place!

I did it.

I posted that profile on the dating website and have received the most wonderful replies and quite a few winks! (wink, wink)

And today, THIS made my day...

RE:  The best profile I’ve ever read…

Dear XXX,

I've only been on Match for a couple of months, but, without a doubt, YOUR profile is a masterpiece.  I swore that I would never get involved with a self-proclaimed "Christian" woman again, but you are so funny and so cute, I am speechless (or type-less, in this case).

Talk about a "f-ed up" life, read MY profile, and email me back.


And, I almost forgot: I hate Oregon State. I hate your town. And I hate football. But I really want to meet YOU. In fact I'll show you my heart-surgery scars if you'll show me your C-section scars! Deal? (No? Well, how about we talk on the phone first?)



Seriously, I will be totally heartbroken if I don't hear back from you. Please don't ruin my weekend.

Pre-love,


Jack


Smythe Hill, OR