4/11/14

Frankly, I was TRYING not to kiss and tell.....


We were sitting on the couch watching the news and sharing stories from the day.  It’s become our routine now that we are ROOMMATES again.   ( The other perks of being roommates we’ll just save for ANOTHER post….)

Bitchy looked at me, “Mom...., Her Royal Highness is wondering why you haven't been sharing news about your life lately?”

“Well, I’m not sure what you mean?” I said.  Meaning, of course, that I knew EXACTLY what she meant.

“You know, she said you haven’t been blogging too much, and you’re not sharing all the personal stuff that you usually do.”

“Hmmmm,” I said thoughtfully.  “So, is it okay if I write about YOU??”

“Sure.” she said.

“And…Sassy?”

“Sure!” she added happily.

"And...it's okay if I write about dating?????" 
 

She thought for a minute.  “Well..... okay.”


“Okay then.  So let me be clear about this...it’s okay if I write about dating and having sex as a woman over FIFTY??”


“MOM!!!!!!!!!!!” she shouted in the high pitched hysterical voice I’ve missed so much.   “OH MY GOD!!  NO!  Oh my God I am SO disgusted right now!”



“Well, you started all this. And now that you’ve given me the o.k., I’ve got some WRITING TO DO!!”


“NO!!!!!!!!!” I heard her shout as I ran out of the room laughing.   






It sure is nice to know that even though she’s 24, I can still kick her @$$.





7 comments:

#1Nana said...

Looking forward to reading all about it!

Scope said...

I hope that means the dating life is going well.

G. B. Miller said...

I get that reaction from my kids whenever I talk about sex with the wife. :D

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Joanna Jenkins said...

I'm imagining the horrified look on Bitchy's face. Priceless.
xo jj

Dawn said...

Hahaha! I *love* it!!! Anything to make 'em squirm ;)

Marissa said...

Remind her when she's 50 that she once thought sex at 50 was gross :-)

And, the ad below this post is for Coach, so I will DEFINITELY be clicking away for you!!! (the Bleecker in Duck Egg blue)

Marissa said...

(correction, sea mist)