And the prizes just KEEP on coming (Isn't God tired yet? Can't someone else give Her a good laugh??)

The very BEST way to make a great impression on not only your new principal and new school secretaries but also ALL THE PARENTS in the office and in the front of the school volunteering on FIELD DAY????

Have someone from the Sheriff's Department serve you with papers because your (@*#*$^ ex-landlord is suing you for Three THOUSAND five hundredDollars for items that were (not) broken (by you)  or on their last leg when you moved in.  (I guess the 1500 deposit and the 500 in escrow wasn't enough to cover the, um, carpet cleaning?)

Honestly, it's fun stuff like THIS that just makes my life so darn fun!    (Frankly, I'm just about done....) 

(Why couldn't they have sent Woody?  Would have been MUCH less scary for the kids....)