Okay, where's the camera? (Isn't that Allen Ludden? or Allen Funt? Or Betty White? Wait,what were we talking about?)

Six days until Christmas.    SIX DAYS.   And what do I find in my driveway all wrapped in a beautiful ribbon?





A dead car.





Now come on, Big Guy.  I know  you love messin' with me, but can't you PLEASE focus on someone else for a while?  I'm not sure that even I can find the funny in this one.