
This tends to come up when the capris come out...
"Mrs. Smith, is that a tattoo on your leg?"
Me: "Yes, Susie, it is. It's a heart, with the name of someone special on it. It's on my ankle, though, not my leg."
Johnny: "Is it your name? Who is it?? Your kid???"
Me: "It's the name of someone I love, someone who was very special to me. It's my nephew's name; he's my sister's son. He died a couple of years ago, and I have his name on my ankle to remember him by."
Susie: "Oh....soooo.... are you gonna get MORE???"
Me: "I hope not honey. I sure hope not..."