If you give your husband BACK his credit card, he might smile and send on your way as you run errands.
He might decide on his OWN, to go do his Father's Day Shopping.
Then, if he hits the JACKPOT at Home Depot, he MIGHT come home and do a little sprucing up of the yard.
Then, when his wife returns from her various errands and spots a few branches in the side yard, she might take a little walk to investigate.
Along this walk, she MIGHT encounter REMNANTS of her forsythia bush; her HUGE lilac tree and all its hundreds of (deceased) babies; some incredibly large branches from several apple trees; and many, many, many branches from the Japanese Cherry tree that she has lovingly tended for say , oh, about 15 years.
Yeah.
Say a couple novenas and a few Hail Mary's, cause odds are GREAT that he won't live through the night.
