Things I’ve learned this week:
1. The reason they call the bike path a bike path is because bikes use it. Very FAST bikes with people who are serious bikers who DON’T slow down. And not everyone has a bell or is GOOD AT AVOIDING PEDESTRIANS. (Can’t they just use the road?)
2. If you swat at a spider web that is hanging off your fragile glass wind chime with a kitchen towel, odds are GREAT you will break said wind-chime into a million pieces. (But you WILL have gotten rid of the pesky spider web.)
3. If your husband swats at a pincher bug that happens to be crawling on his face in the middle of the night while sleeping on the couch in the basement, said bug might just skeedaddle into his EAR. Then the attending physician at the ER will be amazed to find an ear-whig deep inside husband’s ear. (At 3:30 in the morning.)
4. I can’t think of anything else right now because I am STILL creeped out by the bug. I may never sleep again. Nor will he, I suspect. (Those earplugs from his previous job are coming in handy…)
The bug thing is driving me MAD. I’m thinking it came inside after I hung all of our comforters, sheets and blankets on the line. My family has now forbidden me to hang clothes on the line. &@$*&*#*@(@ bugs.
