Dear members of the FBI,
I’m not sure if you received my last (deleted) message about a sure fire-way to combat terrorism, but on Sunday I stumbled upon another brilliant method you could employ.
Force the terrorists to spend 8 hours in the sun (94 degrees mind you) at an all-day field hockey tournament. THEN, at 4:30 in the afternoon, have them walk into the only air-conditioned building next to the field where numerous teams have decided to rest- after taking off their SHOES AND SOCKS that they’ve worn since 7:00 that morning.
They’ll be dead on the floor in 30 seconds. Guaranteed.
Jesus my eyes are still watering.