Last night’s conversation with Bitchy (18); keep in mind, I had a COMPLETE hysterectomy last summer, but that’s another blog entirely.
Me: I’m feeling a little crampy, or something. It’s weird.
Bitchy: How can that happen? You don’t have a vagina.
Me: Honey, it was my uterus they took. I have a vagina, and believe me, it still works. Just ask your dad.
Bitchy: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (running away screaming.)
Ha. I just love to gross her out.