I'd like an up-do.

Want a sure-fire way to distract the restaurant patrons at the Clyde's restuarant away from the excess "junk in your trunk"?

Ride in the back seat of your sister-in-law's Audi convertible at the SPEED OF LIGHT with the top and all the windows down. The Aussie Feeze spray you use will also guarantee that your new "do" will last through dinner and dessert.

I coulda used that on crazy hair day.


JennyMac said...

LOL...I had a version of this once via old school jeep. Pretty as a picture.

Happy Sharefest!

The Rambler said...

buwahahahaha...you made me think of "Something about Mary" when she found the guys 'gel' and used it.

Good times!!

Beth said...

Oh wow! I have a visual now.

At least you gave them something to talk about.

Middle Aged Woman said...

Ya know, years ago, I saw Blade Runner, and there was this scene with Joanna Cassidy, where she gets out of the shower, then steps into this tube-y thing, like a wind tunnel? And she comes out looking totally hot. That's how I'm picturing you. Only, you know, a little shorter.

Dana's Brain said...

Awesome. I hope you played it off that it was exactly the style you were going for!

blognut said...

May I suggest a hat?

dizzblnd said...

ahhhhhhhhh convertible hair, I know it well. Email me!

McSass said...

W'woo!! Tell your sister good car choice!! haha. I work for an Audi/Porsche dealership.

Frau said...

lol did you have bugs in your teeth too?

Jeff D'Antonio said...

I drive my daily commute in a Jeep with no top and no doors. Yes, even when it's raining and/or snowing.

Needless to say, I don't care too much about how my hair looks when I arrive....

Ahhh, it's good to be a guy.

Mrs. E said...

You're giving me a nice mental picture! : )

Irish Chicken Soup said...

If you had been on a runway everyone would have been saying wow, but just because you were in a restaurant you're odd.

Nice picture thought. :)

Expat From Hell said...

And...you can now sing back-up for the B-52's!!

Waterstone by Lori Plyler said...

Ha! I'm picturing Bridget Jones after losing her scarf in the convertible.

Cora said...

Like Bridge Jones :-)

Brian Miller said...

ha....need some ultra mega hold when you ride with the top down!

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Okay, I know someone had a cell phone with a camera and there's a photo floating around.

lisa said...

Send your endorsement to Aussie ~ maybe they'll provide you with a free year's supply of product.

KrisGC said...

Aaahhh, I can see it now.....hair spray never works that well for me, why is that? It makes me think of when I rode with my boy friend on his motorcycle, the hair that stuck out of the helmet was a tangled mess, it would take me a half hour to get it all untangled, OUCH!

A Mom on Spin said...

I say that any distraction from the "junk in your trunk" is a good one!

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Ahem... Photo please.

SkylersDad said...

I'm right there with Middle Aged Woman on the Blade Runner reference!!

♥georgie♥ said...

LOL...I do hope someone got a picture of this...not so I can laugh at you but so i can feel better about my lifeless hair

Maggie said...

Just imagine the pain of untangling it!

Cassie said...

So funny. :) You sure know how to have a good time!

Phil Bennett said...

Kristi and I are dying to buy a convertible! I'll suggest the "Something about Mary" hair gel...hahaha. We'll see what happens.



LiLu said...

Hahaha! That's so Bridget Jones of you... loved it!

ChiTown Girl said...

um...hello!! no photo?!?!

Zip n Tizzy said...

Everyone needs someone to judge.
You made their day.

Jeanne said...

What? You didn't have your spiffy little headscarf?

The Stiletto Mom said...

Honey, I'm sure it looked LOVELY. I hope you just told anyone who gave you a funny look it was the latest style according to Vogue.

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

We don't have to plan a bad hair day like that out here in West Texas.

The wind blows harder than a freaking convertible can drive.

And adds sand to whatever product you already have in your hair.

Just saying...

AS Amber said...

I love the way my husband's hair looks when he gets done riding his Harley. All spiky.

There are not words to express how jealous I am that you get to be with your sister. I love my sisters so, so, so much.

Can you picture Sassy and Bitchy in 30 years? I bet they're just as close as you and your sister are!

Zoe Right said...

Pictures- we want pictures.

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Sprite's Keeper said...

PLEASE tell me there's photo evidence!

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