Oh Braja, I knew you were still with us. A near death car accident would not keep you down.
The Chant for Bloggers of the Universe
Dear Vodka Mom,
A whole 3 DAYS???!! Three godforsaken days of a thousand bloggers moaning out loud, "Oh, crap, another bloody guest blogger on Vodka's site...click...next blog..." I can't deal with all the negative vibes! I needed to meditate...to run to the cowshed, where the smell of the hay and the slippery wet licks of the cows are like balm for my aching soul. As I sat myself in the corner, fending off the nuzzles of the tiny calves, peace began to descend. I was transported to another realm...it was a blissful abode of light and laughter, happiness and joy...was I dreaming??
And then, as an eerie silence descended on the cowshed, a lone voice reached my ears....
The deep resonance of the chant was all-attractive...
Realization dawned in my heart: the chant for blogger universe had descended from another realm. The cows were imparting blogger-realization...
"Vodkam Ommmmm.....Vodkam Ommmmm....Vodkam Ommmmm...."
And all was at peace in the world.
ps: Hurry back or I'll boil your bunnies...