If I wasn't so busy teaching, I could write even more gems down.

Frank was sitting at my table coloring this morning (8:40 and I had already assigned him the special seat) when I asked a question.

"It sound like you have a cold! Are you sick?"

"Naw," he said, coloring furiously, "I'm not sick. Boogers just clog up my holes and make me talk funny."

Try sitting through that with a straight face.


the mama bird diaries said...

No, he doesn't sound sick at all. Hilarious.

Sandee said...

Good grief. I don't know how you keep a straight face with any of those kids.

Have a fabulous weekend. :)

darsden said...

He is priceless!! I bet you could put an All about Frank book together in no time. Thanks for the smiles :-)

Anonymous said...

Not possible! That's the kid you want in your class every year, just to keep you smiling!

Irish Gumbo said...

I plan on using that line at work. Brilliant!

Sandi McBride said...

Coming from a family of teachers and cops, doctors and farmers, little gems like that fill my mind with delight and dismay...frequently at the same time.

Dawn said...

Too freakin' funny!
Hey... at least you remember some of them... I sit down to write them and think, "What was it they said??"

Sharon Rose said...

Reading about Frank all the time almost makes me wish for another little boy!

He is full of charm!

J.J. in L.A. said...

I admire you...I couldn't have sat through that! lol!

That Janie Girl said...

I'm loving me some Frank!

and you, too! xoxoxoxo

Mellodee said...

My boy Frank! What a guy!!

(Don't hold in too many of those laughs, you'll hurt something!)

Joanna Jenkins said...

Even with a snotty nose, I love Frank.
Have a great weekend, jj

Gigi said...

Oh Frank - so direct & matter of fact!

Notes From ABroad said...

LOL ! well, they do ..
Try not to breathe around the kids, stay well !
Have a good weekend.

Joanie said...

I hear ya, Frank. Boogers are clogging up my nose too.

trublue said...

Absolutely hilarious!!! Children say the darnest things. It is amazing how much I rely on my Franks in my classroom to keep me going in the profession at times.

Scope said...

Well, son, get to diggin' 'em out then!

SkylersDad said...

Frank and I have a lot in common!

Trish@Show and Tell said...

With insight like that, I think Frank could quite possibly be the next Oprah.

The Good Cook said...

I hate when that happens!


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