Bitchy has been begging me for months to buy her a ridiculously high-priced necklace. I’ve chosen to ignore her.
Today I picked her up from her APARTMENT on campus, got her laundry, and dropped her at work before I went home to pay bills. (Which always cheers me up.)
An hour later she text messaged me, “You know what would go great with my outfit today?”
“Yeah.” I replied, “A good attitude.”
Sha-BAM. (Oh yeah, I’m back. I’m back!)