
Sure fire way to test the locks on all your doors and windows if you are on pins and needles after discovering a stalker?
Lock you and your two teenage girls outside of the house with their Starbucks drinks and ALL your keys inside the house.
Me: “I am CALLING 911!!! RIGHT NOW!!”
The girls (calmly) “Stop it MOTHER, we’ll get in.”
Time it takes for two teenage girls and one hysterical fifty-year-old woman to break into their own house?
4.5 minutes.
Oh, and let’s not forget to always checks the sliding door on the deck. Apparently it opens easily from the outside with a debit card.