Security Check (aka How to Amuse your Neighbors...)
Sure fire way to test the locks on all your doors and windows if you are on pins and needles after discovering a stalker?
Lock you and your two teenage girls outside of the house with their Starbucks drinks and ALL your keys inside the house.
Me: “I am CALLING 911!!! RIGHT NOW!!”
The girls (calmly) “Stop it MOTHER, we’ll get in.”
Time it takes for two teenage girls and one hysterical fifty-year-old woman to break into their own house?
Oh, and let’s not forget to always checks the sliding door on the deck. Apparently it opens easily from the outside with a debit card.