11/18/09

Love is dangerous business...


Overheard in class........

"If you don't say I do, at the bride, at the wedding, you can get arrested.....I'm not kidding."




48 comments:

mo.stoneskin said...

It's true, the little rotter has it spot on there.

CSY said...

But what if the preacher says, "Will you take this woman to be your bride?"

Wait a minute!!! That makes it sound like the groom actually HAS a choice!!!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Oh the irony!!!

Brilliant little buggers.

IB said...

You try that and getting arrested will be the least of your worries.

Scope said...

Try not saying "I Do." at the bride, and being arrested may be the safest thing for you.

Tammy Howard said...

If my hubs had not said it, I think *I* may have been the one in danger of being arrested.

Sam said...

Well.... there are times when a little jail time would have afforded more peace and quiet and less laundry!

Scobberlotcher said...

Brilliant! (and I want to know what stories that kid is reading. Ha!)

Midwest Mommy said...

Wonder whose wedding the police showed up for in that family, lol

Alix said...

So what you're saying is... if I'd chickened out from my first marriage I would have just had to spend time in jail instead of hell? Sweet! Wish I'd known.

phd in yogurtry said...

Dial the lawmakers! This could be the start of something BIG!

Angie Ledbetter said...

Ah, he'll one day learn there are much worse things than jail time.

3 Men and a Lady said...

LOL, smart kid.

Kat said...

I think if you ask jilted brides, the groom in that case would be getting off easy!

Secretia said...

Sometimes the bride or groom hesitates a little too long and it's unnerving!

plainolebob said...

VM,
and after the marriage the groom never quits saying I do, I will do, I have done, and will do again.
Getting arrested after that is a piece of cake.
BIG HUGS

Brian Miller said...

dear mom,

send bail money...

Maureen@IslandRoar said...

You bet your ass that's true. And you better say it with the right attitude, or they'll issue you a ticket...

A Lawyer Mom's Musings said...

Oh, those witty Oregonians!

Julie said...

"I do" is a cussword. LOL

SkylersDad said...

Instead of "I Do", try scratching your head and saying "Let me think a minute".

It goes over real well.

Joanie M said...

John's problem is he said I Do too many times! and he wonders why I don't want to get married!

Hollywood Farm Films said...

Put in the next state of the nation address. If it don;t feel right in your guts...it's not right!

Lynn from For Love or Funny said...

If you say "Hell Yes," you still get married, but the pastor gives you a dirty look.

Snappy Di said...

Especially if there's a shotgun pointed at you and a bun in the oven! LOL

Di
The Blue Ridge Gal

Far Side of Fifty said...

Arrested or nearly choked to death by an irate Mother in Law who has just about been weddinged out:)

Madge said...

love it... as always.

we_be_toys said...

You have the best job in the world, for finding new comedy material, I swear!

abby jenkins said...

out of the mouths of babes...classic.

Smart Mouth Broad said...

That kid's been to one too many shot-gun weddings.

gretchen said...

I always heard it's if you DO say I do that you've started your prison sentence!

Kate Coveny Hood said...

Wait - that isn't true? Oh well, I guess it's better that I didn't know...

staceyjwarner said...

LOL! those kids...got to love them!

much love

Kiran Kairab Ferrandino said...

This child must be watching that show "bridezillas," because I bet some of those women would have those hapless men arrested if they ended up losing their deposits on the cake, reception hall, dress, caterer, etc.

Either that - or they would just enact the death penalty. By themselves.

masalachica.blogspot.com

anymommy said...

Or worse. Hell hath no fury like a bride scorned.

Vodka Logic said...

Amazing how so few words can be so funny. If only they knew....

congrats on 1200 followers. *bows*

Anndi said...

I'd like to see the MythBusters test this one. Betcha it'll be the biggest explosion ever on the show.

halpey1 said...

Yikes, gives new meaning to 'shotgun wedding' :)

http://halpey1.blogspot.com/

Steven Anthony said...

That is way funny...Im not kidding;)

Cora said...

I'll give Scope the memo.

Carolyn...Online said...

I'm trying to figure out who enforces that law. Probably the deputized father of the bride.

otin said...

In some cases, maybe prison is the better alternative! LOL!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Very funny post. And the comments are cracking me up!
xo

Paige said...

well it damn sure feels like it sometimes, no matter what you say!

Sara said...

That's probably true in some country.

Stacie said...

This is exactly what i told my husband before we got married!

Geezees Geezees Custom Canvas Art said...

Wow...i can't believe that!
gotta love kids!

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