I would first like to give you credit for finding this girl who has a unique combination of spunk, athleticism, humor and spirit. Sure, we’ve had our moments, like this and this and this and who could forget THIS; but all in all I would give my life for her in a heartbeat, and am very protective of her heart.
And while I’ve only met you several times, I have heard enough about you to realize that it appears that she is just as lucky to have found you. (She's a bit gun shy. As you might know. )
But, it wasn’t until today when I noticed what you brought with you on this surprise two-day visit.
Gorgeous, bright orange, incredible….Maryland Steamed Crabs. (Oh. My. God.)
Yeah, you’ve already won over the daughter’s heart.
And with that BRILLIANT move- you have officially won over the mother. Frankly, you are IN LIKE FLYNN.
But don’t ask what that means, cause that will only cross out the incredible gains you made with the crabs. (They are such babies, aren't they???)
Now quick, pass me the buttah.
(And those particular kinds of crabs are the only ones welcome in this house. P.S.)