The most effective, brilliant and perhaps painful way to ensure that you do NOT have pre-surgery jitters the night before hip-replacement surgery?
Walk around for 8 (EIGHT) weeks on said fractured hip and CRUSHED hip joint. But don’t just walk around on it, receive various forms of physical therapy, go to the gym, hike a bit MORE, unpack and redecorate a NEW CLASSROOM, and teach a pack of amazing first graders on your feet five days a week.
I have never been more excited to be cut wide open than I am at this minute. And frankly, if someone were to hand me a scalpel I would do it MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
Oh, and by the way, could you all send a shout-out up to God tomorrow morning at 7:45? I’d appreciate it if the surgeon could have as many angels in his corner as possible.
It certainly can’t hurt.
(I’ll be RIGHT back. p.s.)