Ten sure fire questions to determine if you’re hanging out
with a prince or a toad. (Ladies, there’s still time before the holidays to
dump the toad and shop for the prince.
Just keep in mind, mine is TAKEN.)
If you were to fall on a mountain and completely shatter
your hip socket, would your man…
a.)
Convince you that you were fine, and allow you
to drag the garbage cans to the road yourself.
b.)
Find numerous excuses as to why he can’t see you, and yet spend
every waking moment going to hot spots with his friends.
c.)
Buy you a cane, wait on you hand and foot and
convince you that you should not be in so much pain and that you need a second
opinion.
If you were to get a second opinion and be told that you require not only
total hip replacement but six weeks of recuperation, would your man…
a.)
Run the other direction like a bat out of hell.
b.)
Find numerous excuses as to why he can’t see you, and yet
spend every waking moment going to hot spots with his friends.
c.)
Arrange his schedule to not only take you to the
hospital, but spend each evening there holding your hand while you sleep.
If you have a total hip replacement and are sent home for
six weeks of convalescing, would your man…
a.)
Run the other direction like a bat out of hell.
b.)
Find numerous excuses as to why he can’t see you, and yet
spend every waking moment going to hot spots with his friends.
c.)
Buy you the most incredible gift ever; an
adorable, raised, padded toilet seat.
If during your six weeks of convalescing you also have to
move from a three bedroom, three story home into a one story duplex, would your
man…
a.)
Run the other direction like a bat out of hell.
b.)
Find numerous excuses as to why he can’t see you, and yet
spend every waking moment going to hot spots with his friends.
c.)
Spend his free time helping you pack, buying you
boxes and making thousands of trips up and down steps transporting said boxes
to said duplex.
If you were to go completely insane and get incredibly
depressed while under “house arrest” and undergoing another stressful move
would your man…
a.)
Run the other direction like a bat out of hell.
b.)
Find numerous excuses as to why he can’t see you, and yet
spend every waking moment going to hot spots with his friends.
c.)
Hold your hand, make you laugh, take you to
dinner and make sure that your heart and mind were at ease.
If you were to fall on a mountain and completely shatter
your hip socket, have to move to another house and also try to appease, comfort, take care of your two outspoken, spirited, strong-willed daughters, would your man….
a.)
Run the other direction like a bat out of hell.
b.)
Find
ways to avoid being around you when said daughters are home.
c.)
Engage in thoughtful conversations with said
daughters, make them laugh and show them how a man with integrity and a high
moral code is supposed to carry himself.
But the last true test? Look into his eyes and listen to his soul. If he's the one, it sing a song that only you can
hear…and it will be one that you will want to dance to every single minute of
the day.
The best part? That
song is the real fountain of youth;
it will make you feel 16 again. (And
it feels damn good.)
(And nothing says I love you quite like a padded toilet seat.)