By some cruel twist of fate, both girls were home at the same time last night- the first time this summer. They were looking over purchases made by Bitchy, who has chosen online shopping as a way to mend a broken heart. (Whatever it takes, people. What EVER it takes.)
Their voices escalated. “Oh my GOD, why in the @(** would you buy THAT?”
“Everyone has them. Isn’t it great? I love it.” I heard Bitchy reply.
“For God’s sake. That is NOT a necessity. Oh my GOD. UNDERWEAR is a necessity, NOT a hair straightener cover from Vera Bradley!”, Sassy screamed at the TOP of her lungs.
Bitchy stomped past me and without skipping a beat muttered, “How would she know? She doesn’t even WEAR underwear.”
Item number 405 on the list of things I didn’t want to know.